This blog is dedicated to the hard-working organ of our body: The liver.
December: A month full of parties, food parties, alcohol parties, sleep deprivation and hangovers. I love December. You get to spend tons of time with your friends, family and dress fancy! Glitter here, sequins there, food in one hand and of course a glass of wine in the other. Highlight of the month: New Years Eve, when we say ‘Cheers to the New year’ and have another excuse to drink excessively .
So, when I woke up on the first of January 2014 and my head was almost imploding from a hangover, I decided it was time to change some little things in life. Like drinking….
It was 31 December 2013, when N, my sister-in-law S and I were getting ready for NYE! Party with la familia, as we called it. We started drinking at like 20.00, just to heat up the motor. Little that I know in that split second when I took my first sip of Liquor 43, that I would enter 2014 as ‘black girl wasted’. But I did. And I loved it. I loved my familia. I loved the DJ. Heck yeah, I loved everyone. Especially N’s little colleague, who is so cute and little that I kept repeating the following words: N, honey, she’s sooooo cute! Can I keep her?
I think that ‘keeping people’ can be seen as a crime. Whoops… Hope she doesn’t sue me or anything.
Anyhow, the next morning I woke up. In my pj’s, without make-up, with a panty on my hair! Damn, my bf and sis know how to take care of a black girl wasted!! and of course I suffered a massive hangover. Yeah. It was the mother of all hangovers. Like a million trucks drove over my head in my sleep.
That’s when I decided: let’s not ever get that drunk again (or in the near future) and not drink for a month. JuicyJanuary was born! Fresh smoothies and a lot of water are my fuels. And totally necessary after DrunkDecember. I think my liver really started hating me in the end. I mean, I made her work like a horse. I will reward her as employee of the month!
DrunkDecember was fun though. I mean, I like wine. And I can really enjoy a good wine. Or two. Or bottle. Or two bottles. Or box.
Luckily, I am not the only one! On Mondays me and my dad always open a bottle, or two and down that ish like it’s grape juice. What it actually is, but that would make this story to technical. We just love it. White, rose, red. Everything that is made of grapes, bottled and contains a bit of alcohol is delish. You can make us really happy with wine. Except the really sweet wines. We will use your face as one of those spitting things at wine tastings! Just saying..
Together with G, with whom I’ve been friends since my braceface age, I’ve experienced the ‘wine-evolution’. As young innocent girls we used to drink sweet white wine. And now? We feel fancy when we open up a bottle of some red Merlot. That feeling quickly disappears when the second bottle is opened. But we do feel it!
You know, I will always love wine, but my smoothie juices are delicious as well. I’m totally gonna rock JuicyJanuary! A squeezed orange here. A sliced up kiwi there. A cut up mango here. And some lovemaking in the blender. Hmmmm yummy!
So, let’s get juiced up!Let’s give my liver some time off. You know, like a little vacation. Just to get rested and ready to work again, when JuicyJanuary is over. Not that I will start drinking like it’s DrunkDecember again, but you know, sometimes a girl just need a glass of wine. Don’t we?